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Come see us at Pandoras Forest Club and Resort in Crossville- Fun and sex is always abound
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Owners of Timberline Lodge and Resort [ name change as of 4/1/2013 to Pandoras Forest Club and Resort] in Crossville, Tennessee.[NOT snooty because we do, just a way to make a living] Meet us there. We don't have a lot of time and mostly during the week. We love to get away and visit other resorts when we can, cum and go with us to Hedo next April. We have a group going. We enjoy meeting others couples socially, we love sex, are experienced, have no hang ups and yes we are choosy. We are professionals and we expect you to be able to read and write. Good food, good wine, a fireplace and we have a melt down with the right couple. Ages are not as important to us as we can have fun with most anyone at any age. We do not play at the resort, just not good business, We love honesty, you do not have to be a Barbie or Ken to turn us on BUT PLEASE HAVE A GOOD SET OF TEETH, BE CLEAN, DISEASE FREE, HAVE NO DRAMA ISSUES AND NOT HAVE HUNDREDS OF CERTS.
For those who have inquired about our age we are less than 99 years old and do weigh more than 1 lb. Too many people go on age and weight so we chose not to reveal either. Look at our pics do we look ancient or obese?
She stands out in a crowd! at 5 ft [pushing it] 36D, cute as a button and loves dressing sexy, she is the life of the party. Never met a stranger. Will dance on the bar naked to tease the guys and gals at Timberline. Speaking of teasing she loves it but then there comes a time..... We don't act our age [on purpose] and are told we don't look it either but then we prefer for all to make up their own minds. We are nudists and very comfortable with it. We love going to nudist resorts[Timberlinelodgeandresort dot com is a good one] or just skinny dipping in a private cove off our boat. We are real, we do what we say we will do. We just love to have fun. She does not mind a little g/g play but has yet to go below the waist, he is super straight. Speaking of him and he is the one writing this as she looks on, well I am a very sexy guy, Very sensual, loves to give a lot of foreplay, feeling, touching, kissing, oral Uh Ok honey overdoing it huh, but you said to tell them how good I am about pleasing a woman. Ok I will stop now and just let them find out for themselves OK? [ PSST really like kissing] We are both VERY oral,are clean shaven and disease and drug free. We take care of ourselves so others will want to be with us. Not models and don't expect any but who knows maybe we could be considered for the senior division of Playboy lol. With the right couple we like to film if all agree for personal use only. VERY discrete and private. A couple of years older now than when we made this profile but that could mean a couple of years more experience Right!! On the subject of race or ethenticity we will say that no matter what or who you are you could be a friend or an enemy. We do not discriminate period in our private lives or at our resort. Don't agree don't come harsh but we want no drama.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
Always looking for the unusual, not kinky or pain things but different. She loves to show off so sex in unusual places is a fantasy of hers. He loves to seduce.
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Did I mention we love sex?????, thought so or we would not be on here. Sex is great at all ages. It's all about what u make of it, the experience you bring into it and hopefully leave with more than you came with. Please men if you can't get it up and stay that way pass us by. She is multi, multi orgasm and a squirter. Quickies are ok but to really get to enjoy us you had better set aside several hours. Age is only a fact we cannot change so we just refuse to act our age, don't look it or act it. Like survivor, outlast and outplay!!!!! Meet us at Timberline in Crossville, Tn. or for a drink/dinner. Time is precious so please don't waste ours. We do return all e-mails and show up if we say we will. Be sure to join our group here on SLS and take advantage of our free lodging offer.
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